Friday, April 16, 2010
Insomnia
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Heys peoples!
Hmm, I realize I'm always Hey-ing and Na Minna-ing at the beginning of every post.
Well I think I've gotta change it.
Assalamualaikum my readers!
Mhm, that sounds much better =)
Guess why I'm here at half past four in the morning?
It's all thanks to this ungrateful guy named
Insomnia.
He's keeping me from sleeping!
He's such a bother!
And he's been keeping me from sleep for 2 weeks now!
I've gotta give him a tight slap soon, really.
School's gonna resume in 3 days.
And my body clock's not yet adjusted.
Hey Insomnia, better watch out! *!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Heys people, I was AFK just now, and now I'm back!
Hahas, really, no kidding.
You trust me right? =X
People are dozing off and even snoozing at this time, and I was at the kitchen, finding food to eat.
Found soggy fries on the table.
I fried it just now, or so-called yesterday, at 2130h.
Then I ate a few grapes.
And I'm back!
Eat so much also can't grow fat. Haiz.
*p.s. Research has PROVEN that most women prefer Endomorphs rather than Mesomorphs or Ectomorphs.Don't understand? Google them.
Basically what I meant was women tend to prefer having fleshy guys as their companion rather than those muscular, athletic or thin ones.
Well I guess I would have to agree with this.
Hmms.
Couldn't find any instant noodle packs!
Argh!
All finished liao. Must buy some more already.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Okay, back to this Insomnia guy.
Just kidding.
Sis (and a few others as well) had asked me about the criteria of my ideal girlfriend.
To be honest, I've never limit my search to this.
I realized, I have no criteria!
*Other than her having to BITE ICE CREAM RATHER THAN LICK IT.
Well that used to be what I preferred.
Hahas, it's darn silly, mind you.
Me? Finding a girl that bites ice cream instead of licking?
The probability of finding one is 0.001.
Well, since Insomnia's trying to kill me, why not I kill time now, and make a list of the criteria for my ideal girlfriend right?
Hehe... good idea, Az. *smirk
Anyone wants me to share my criteria?
Chey =X
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All right, it's now 0500h, and there goes my sis' alarm.
She has cross country later.
MacRitchie reservoir.
4.8km.
Bzzzzzzzz..........
It's a s simple as teleporting.
It's gonna rain too -.-
Well then.
It's time for me to continue listing down the girlfriend criteria. Bzzzt. Such a stupid idea, but it may work.
My next post would be about something very special.
Till then,
Assalamualaikum, my readers.
Take care.
And GOOD MORNING. X
O*sorry, no pics todayAz1 Takaeshi